An engineering degree...anyone...anyone...ANYONE!!!!

Why is it that one must have an engineering degree to be a parent of a two year old these days? All I am trying to do is put together one stinking Dora the Explorer kitchen set for one darling toddler and I must have forgotten my engineering degree in Oklahoma.
So if anyone has any advice, I would gladly accept it. Here' s the mess around the Talamantez home for my lack of ability....