Oh, how much I miss you. We have always had a good relationship...until just over two years ago.
It started when you would leave me because I needed to go to the bathroom. Then, you would leave me because of the sweetest cries. Now, you leave me with the most angelic two year old....who wants to play at two in the morning.
I have read every book. Tried every method. To no avail. What do I need to do to win you back? What is it going to take for you to grace me, my husband and my daughter with eight un- interrupted hours of you again?
I am willing to make a deal. Let me know what kind of negotiations you need. I am at your mercy. I will sweeten the pot.
Sincerely, Allison~ (AKA sleep deprived for 2+ years)